My brother wasn’t only fun in Bolivia, we still have just as
much fun torturing him now. My mom and I gratefully have a very good
relationship now, so we do a lot of plotting. Last Christmas my brother was
about twelve and my mom strictly told him not to get a Facebook until he was
thirteen. My brother wasn’t much for listening to my mom. What he didn’t know
is that Facebook has a wonderful “add your friends in common” application.
Guess who appeared on my moms friends in common list? You guessed it. My mom
was furious. I had been waiting for this moment for a long time. “Mom”, I said.
“Don’t punish him I have another idea that might be a little more fun.” She
smiled “Bring it on.” So I began my master plan. We created an entire new
Facebook of a fifty three year old man called Jose Garcia. Jose Garcia is very
much into little disobedient boys. My brother’s password wasn’t very hard to
guess, so we added his new friend. After a couple months of this master plan he
confessed to me he was scared out of his pants because Jose Garcia told him his
exact address and home phone. I don’t think he will be disobeying again any
time soon.
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